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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!
Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter, she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta make two trips.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she dances, the band skips.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
