Have you ever broke 'Scooby Doo' down? I mean, come on -- he rode around in a van with the flowers on the side, on a Saturday morning, looking for a haunted house. Tell me they wasn't high.
TV will drive your ass crazy. Psychic hotlines -- how many of y'all call the hotline? If they were really psychic, wouldn't they be calling your ass at home?
You remember the three o'clock fight you didn't even know you was in until about 2:50? Fight promoters come to your class, 'We heard you're fighting Calvin.' 'I didn't hear that.' 'That's why we're telling you.'