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What's the advantage of having a kid at 49? You can both be in diapers at the same time?
It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.
You can't leave anything around little kids. They go through your stuff, your luggage, your toiletries. I sleep in their room; I wake up in the middle of the night -- they're rummaging through my things. They have my underwear on their head;...
I used to live out here myself. One thing I couldn't get used to: everybody with the blonde-blonde hair, dark tan, white teeth. Everybody looks like negatives.
I could never imagine dating someone that much younger. The gap in life experience is too great. 'Cause they're asking you questions like, 'Who do you like better: Bon Jovi or Whitesnake?' And at 33, I need to know, 'Do you own or you rent?'
You guys have it so easy. You don't shave: it's sexy, it's a turn-on. We don't shave: it's birth control.
I read an article in New York Magazine that women 49 years old are now having their first child. I can't get off the couch at 33 to do things for myself.
Far cry from when our parents got married, huh?... Probably the first time they had sex was on their honeymoon. Boy, times have changed. Not only have I had sex with my boyfriend, so have some of my girlfriends.
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