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I ran track, hung out in malls / Fred ran head first into walls. / I had girls and lots of clothes / Fred had names for all his toes.
One day talking to Special Fred / He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head / And as he laughed at me that's when I knew / That Special Fred just made me special too.
Stephen's first was with a girl that he met after placing an ad in the 'Anything Goes' section of the Village Voice newspaper. Oh, she had everything he ever could've wanted in a girl: brains, beauty, a sense of humor -- a penis.
It's not that I don't care, I do / I just don't see myself in you. / Another time, another scene / I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean.
Please don't cry / I swear I'll try to be here by your side / Right after Daddy gets home from the bar / Visits his bookie and steals a new car / He'll drive to the strip club and if Daddy plays his cards right / He'll bring home your new mommy tonight.
Daddy likes porno and $10 whores / Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores / Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus / I think that's why your mommy left us.
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