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Everybody turn to the person next to you and introduce yourself. Say 'Hello, my name is so-and-so' -- unless that's not your name -- and then pay them a compliment. Say something nice like, 'I like your sweater.' And then turn to them and say, 'I want you inside me.'
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose rod was so long that he could get ball-deep up in that. And then he'd be, like, in it, and she'd be like, 'Oh baby, that's my spot, that's my spot. Keep going, no don't stop, baby, that's my spot --...
I just spend the whole afternoon lounging in the pool, farting. The bubbles rising, rising and exploding with the aroma of the fish and meat buffet I gorged on an hour before. And then -- a little teeny-weeny piece of pooh comes out my butt.
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