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Black folk ain't going to kill over and over and over again, you know what I'm saying? That's too much like work; that's a career.
I am too old to be sneaking into a bitch's house to have sex with her son on a twin bed. Do you know how hard it is to have sex on a twin bed? To try to keep your balance on a bed with some Star Wars sheets on it?
There's only two white men that black people love: Bill Clinton and Bob Barker.
Black people love 'The Price is Right.' Don't we love 'The Price is Right'? A negro might not know how to read, but he knows how much Rice-a-Roni costs.
Arguing with white people about slavery is like you've been arguing with your man all day and all night. He's ready to go to bed, so he says he's sorry. But you ain't finished arguing, so you go, 'What are you sorry for?' He goes, 'I don't know, bitch. I'm just sorry!'
Let me tell you white girls something that sisters don't want you to know. You know what would kill a black woman? To get beat up by a white girl.
She's not just going to walk up to your house; she's going to try to sneak her way in. She's going to say, 'Girl, let me bring back those brown shoes I borrowed.' You tell her, 'Throw those shoes in the yard and keep rolling because you ain't coming up in here.'
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