Nobody likes us, nobody. Try to go down to the beach, take your shirt off. Babies start crying, women in the corner are puking -- 'Why isn't that dog on a leash?'
Life is all about luck. It's about being in the right place at the right time, that's all it is. The best example of that has to be Angelina Jolie's Cambodian kid, huh? Talk about being in the right orphanage in the right third world country!
I'm tellin' ya, Asians are coming in full effect. They're even in the NBA now. What's up, seven-foot-six Yao Ming -- which I'm convinced is three Chinese guys standing on top of each other.