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She had something like 'time out.' It was called 'knock out.'
We do have something in common in that tonight neither one of us will be having meat.
Last weekend, I went to my family reunion. And you people know, family reunions is that time when you come face to face with your family tree, and you realize some branches need to be cut.
Now that's an extreme religion: Amish. Oh my God, it's against their religion -- it's a sin for them -- to ride in a car. Then I heard an Amish guy got hit and killed by a car. Isn't that ironic? That would be like a Jewish person being...
Show business is a dog eat dog world. Make sure your dog isn't anorexic.
If gang members have to kill, kill constructively -- kill some Ku Klux Klan.
Lending a crackhead $20 bucks is like loaning out one of your good knives to O.J. Simpsons -- you're never going to see it again.
When he was describing the people who ride the number seven train, I thought he was personally talking about members of my family.
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