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I get no sleep -- Jehovah's Witnesses always knocking on my door. The worst part about it is that I live right next to the temple, so I'm their first stop. I let them in, I talk to them; I don't care. One time I let this dude in, it was around...
If you smoke three packs a day, you might as well start chewing tobacco. It's probably the same thing, you know, 'cause obviously the smoke from the plant ain't doing it no more. You need the juice from the root.
My favorite show is 'COPS.' You watch that show? That's my show, right there. I can watch people get arrested in the comfort of my own home.
I couldn't believe he came out of the closet at the reunion. 'Cause that's not coming out of the closet anymore, that's coming out of the apartment.
If I go to the shop, I get two regular movies and one porno flick. I always get the two regular movies just so the cashier won't think I'm full pervert.
You know you gotta lose some weight when your girlfriend wants to lick your titties.
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