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Marriage is an institution. You know, it's a commitment. And you don't get to leave an institution, especially once you're committed.
My parents are good people. I call to check on my dad every now and then just to make sure he's living.
When your floor model TV messes up, what are you supposed to do? Put a little one on the top.
You know how some kids are so bad, when they run around the house, you hope they bump their heads just hard enough so they'll fall asleep?
I'm gonna smack you so hard, your damn friends gonna feel it!' Be outside later, my friends be like, 'Man, what you doing? Leave your mom alone, man!'
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