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How come you can play guitar and harmonica at the same time, like, you know, Bob Dylan or Neil Young? You're a genius. Make that extra effort to strap some cymbals to your knees, and people will cross the street to get the hell away from you.
What a sexy, sexy, sexy theater, people. We are not used to playing the kind of venues that don't have a drain in the middle of the floor.
What I'm saying is we were poor, people. I mean, blues singers would show up at our house when they had writer's block -- that's how poor we were.
Hoboken -- lovely town, often called 'the Tennessee of New Jersey,' I believe.
That's the thing about New York: even the crazy people -- the loonies, the nutters out on the street -- half of them have watches. Even if you're nuts in New York City, you still got a time schedule you have to stay to: 'Uh, let's see -- 4:30? Conduct pigeon orchestra.'
Real country music is lying on the floor with that bottle of Jack Daniel's by your side 'cause a woman's gone and walked across your heart like a Samoan man in golf shoes.
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