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Either you're funny, or you're not. If Christ came back to Earth and wanted to be a stand-up comedian, and he wasn't funny -- within the first three minutes, people would start going, 'Don't quit your carpenter job.'
pop culture
religion
work/office
It kills me how Jesus doesn't have a stamp yet. Elvis gets a stamp. Jesus doesn't get a stamp? What does the guy have to do for you people?
pop culture
religion
Real men want to be good in bed. They want to satisfy their partners. My satisfaction derives from my wife's satisfied look on her face in bed. I think every real man's fantasy is to have the paramedics come after sex: 'Clear! What did you do to...
sex
men/women
Ozzy Osbourne is being sued for $3 million because, apparently, this boy's parents believe their boy was killed due to a song by Ozzy Osbourne, called 'Suicide Solution.' You have to admit -- off the top -- it doesn't look good for Ozzy. I'm sure...
pop culture
kids
death
music
The idea of a rock star making your child kill themselves is so ludicrous. I've enjoyed rock 'n' roll since I was a kid. When I was a kid, I worshiped The Beatles. I thought the Beatles were gods, but if they were to come up to me, personally, and...
pop culture
kids
growing up
death
music