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I tried to go on the Internet. I figured, you gotta be safe there, can't run into any problems on the Internet. I went on one of them sex sites, you know; I wanna see what the big deal is. I went to bigboobs.com 'cause that's what I like. The...
I hate sports announcers. Let me tell you why: they never let the past die. They always got to bring up something. You could be at your highest moment in sports, but they're just like women -- they'll bring up something from years ago that has nothing to do with right now.
War is a silly thing. How you gonna bomb people, then give them humanitarian aid? That's the dumbest thing in the world. How you gonna send a plane with bombs and then one with sandwiches right behind it?
We tell too much of our business. I don't understand war. Why we tell everything we're about to do? We're running around, trying to find out military intelligence on them. They don't need that -- all they do is watch the news, they see everything...
Here's something I never understood about airplanes -- I fly a lot -- why under my seat in the airplane is there a floatation device? What good is that gonna do me 30,000 feet in the air? Unless it can float on clouds, this sh*t is not gonna help me too much.
You wanna know the difference between a man and a woman cheating? I'm gonna tell you -- planning. She ain't decide to sleep with him today. They've been working on this for a while. They call all the chicks involved in one place. They got chalk...
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