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Now in Florida, when the light turns green, that means you can what? Go! And you -- you walk across the street, you know. You don't look for cars to kill you, do you? You walk across the green. In New York, green don't mean nothing.
driving
city
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Police don't just pull you over right away. They follow you. They follow you for like 10, 15 blocks, and you're like, 'Damn.' You just want to get out of the car: 'Just give me the ticket! Stop messing with me! OK, I ran through a red light -- take it!'
driving
laws
police business
Titanic' -- good movie, no brothas. You know there was brothas on the Titanic. Who in the hell do you think brought that luggage on board?
pop culture
ethnic
I went to a fashion show. Models are wearing $10,000 worth of stuff, $15,000 shoes -- and mad! You know why they mad? Because they hungry, that's why.
lookin' good
food
fashion
You want to have a little fun? Go to a fashion show and throw a cookie on stage and watch them.
lookin' good
food
fashion
I grew up the baby of eight kids. We grew up in a two bedroom house. My mom never had to worry about curfew. You came home late, you didn't have a bed. It was simple.
family
growing up
housing
Why do we talk like that to the police? Why do we come up with words we've never used? Suddenly we are Harvard graduates when we talk to the police. We super-educated: 'How you doin', officer? The reason I was exceeding the speed limit was due to...
driving
laws
education
police business
We couldn't afford no Halloween costumes -- eight kids, please! Mama sent us down to the liquor store, put boxes on us. We didn't know what we were -- 'I don't know what we are. I don't know. She didn't tell us. I think we UPS? I don't know.'
money
parenting
growing up