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You're old enough to vote, but you're not old enough to drink? Look at who we have to vote for -- you need a drink. On election day, Bush calls for Busch beer and Quayle calls for a quaalude.
I'm so HIV paranoid, I can't even watch VH1 -- it's too close.
Remember turning 21? It all happens all at once -- boom -- legal to drink beer, illegal to sleep with 16-year-old girls. Really threw me, actually. It's not fair. They give you something good, and then they take something better away.
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