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I ask myself questions in those stores I don't ask myself anywhere else, like, 'Will I live long enough to use all those paper towels?'
I just got dumped recently, but I'm alright with it 'cause we weren't a good match. You know -- I'm a Gemini; she was a whore.
I was in a bar with this girl, and this guy started blowing smoke in our direction, which I hate. But he was really, really big, so I thought 'Hey, what's cancer?'
It's like, I hate getting up in the morning, unless it's over and over and over and over again -- then I'm good.
I have a friend I knew my whole life, and he came out of the closet... I felt stupid that I didn't figure it out... Looking back there were signs. Like, one time, we were saying where's the strangest place you've ever had sex, and he was like, 'Inside a woman.'
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