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I'm staying in a nice hotel not too far from here. They even put me in the honeymoon suite... I'm staying with a nice couple from Nebraska.
I live every day like it's the last day of my life. Every morning I wake up real early, and I spend maybe three hours on the phone making funeral arrangements.
I'm gonna go to upstate New York. New York's the only state that has an upstate... Other states have applied for it, but they can't get it.
I found this beautiful beach. It was right on the water.
Whale watching -- that was fun. Captain even let me steer the ship. I liked that. Wasn't crazy about sitting on his lap, but I did all right.
It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.
I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.
I'm trying to become environmentally correct. I got an electric car... They're so cool, it's great. It's in the shop now. We're having a gas engine put in it.
You know what they say: 'You don't have to swim faster than the shark, you just have to swim faster than the person you're with.'
I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down -- that and neutering.
It's amazing how women can get what they want from men... They go through three stages: it's sexy, then the little girl, then bitchy.
I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.
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