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You know how embarrassing it is to walk with a girl on a first date and see somebody with the same shirt as you on -- and they homeless?
George looks like -- he's like the crazy uncle that you got when you had problems in the neighborhood. 'George, I just got jumped down 16th street.' 'Come on, we'll go smoke 'em out!'
Back in the neighborhood, nobody gave a damn about your feelings. Whatever your affliction, that's what you were called. You had a big head, they called you Big Head. Two fingers? They called you Chicken Wing.
Pedophiles don't want to be called pedophiles. They want to be called priests.
This girl had the nerve to tell me a few months back, 'Look, if you play your cards right, you may get lucky.' 'How do you mean, I may get lucky? What -- am I gonna rub your titty, a genie gonna pop out of your ass?'
She was just jealous as hell. I couldn't do nothing. She used to weigh my balls before I left the house. 'Baby, I'm going to the store.' 'Put 'em on the scale.'
I hate that show 'COPS.' You ever see that show? The thing about it is you can turn it on one day and see somebody who you know being arrested. That's embarrassing, man. Last week I seen somebody who I know, and I found myself cheering for him, man. I'm like, 'Run, George! Run!'
In America, we won't let somebody who's terminally ill have the right to take their own life. We say it's illegal. But yet, we'll let Evel Knievel jump over the Grand Canyon with a damn moped.
My son's mom, she wanted me to name my son after who she fantasized about having a son with. 'Well, I think we should name him Denzel.' You better go sleep with Denzel then. That's my son. I don't do homework and put somebody else's name on it.
America's Most Wanted' -- can't stand that show. I don't mean to be a little, you know, whatever, but if you notice when they have rewards for the white kids, any amount of money'll do: '$50 million. Who's seen our little Joey?' Little black kid: 'Alright, $50 and a bucket of chicken. Who's seen him?'
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How many of you know who Jeane Dixon is? You know who she is? You know she predicted everybody's death? John F. Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy -- don't you think this is the bitch who's killing these folks? Check her alibi out.
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