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For people that don't smoke pot, there's very little difference in behavior between when you're stoned and when you're not. Really there's only one difference: when you're stoned, you forget to say, 'Excuse me, I'm about to change the subject.'
Dates are basically where I go out and I act like someone I'm not until the person likes me enough to be who I actually am.
He reminds me of the kid in fifth grade who reminded the teacher she forgot to give the homework.
I missed the 70s. That's what I hear, that it was one big ski weekend. From what I hear, this was a good pick-up line in the 1970s: 'Come on, let's go.'
I enjoy sex mostly because right after sex is the one time during the day that I don't think about sex. I mean, I enjoy the sex; more important, I need the time to think.
He's your basic dad: he has no idea what's going on. He's never done any drugs, but he's burnt beyond recognition.
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