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I'd like to meet the guy that invented beer, and then buy that dude a beer.
'I can't believe I never thought of this before. Hey! Hey! If we can get this double-wide to float... Go get me my caulking gun!'
People think you're an idiot. I don't know where they get that idea. But when they hear my accent for the first time, I can tell they're looking at me and they're just waiting for me to say something like, 'What are shoes for?'
I like sushi. I just deep fry it first. I drink moonshine martinis. They're delicious. I got a hybrid, I put a gun rack in it, dude.
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