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He's got his head so far up his ass, his body's a hat.
This is day 14 of my head held hostage by this god awful haircut.
I've got to tell you, that's a gorgeous four-and-a-half hour drive in from the airport.
Three weeks ago, I had this big, crazy, Dwayne-from-'What's Happening!!' head of hair. I cut a hole so deep, I could have put a beer bottle in it and used my head as a cozy.
The woman cutting my hair had the biggest breasts I'd ever seen in my entire life. And I mean huge, double D, Danny DeVitos -- these babies are big.
The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.
I recently went and saw 'Eyes Wide Shut.' Did you folks see that film? Yeah, you didn't see it? Piece of garbage! Not the movie, you for not seeing it.
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