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I'm Irish. I'm not self-hating Irish. I don't dislike other Irish people. But I'm sorry, I don't automatically feel connected to someone just because they're grandparents also had sex in a field during a potato famine.
Three o'clock in the morning, you can get truck tires, falafel and a bag of heroin -- in the same store.
I had a three-year relationship end. You ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great -- after three years, she wants to run out to find a guy that doesn't hit her.
I'm actually writing a movie. It's about two cabbies that have a head-on collision, and the explosion kills them both. The movie is called, 'Wouldn't Life Be Good if This Happened Every Eight Seconds?'
You know who else believes in their religion and only shows the slits of their eyes? The Ku Klux Klan. But if one of these retards wanted their license photo taken with the little hat on, you'd laugh at them. 'We're not taking your picture like that. You're dressed like a tampon.'
Three year relationship, and I started to have erection difficulties. We had different ideas as to what the problem was: she bought me Viagra; I bought her a treadmill.
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