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I think all you white people should be called 'white' -- follow me now -- and I think all people of color should be called 'wheat.' See, this will be perfect because I like the idea of me being nutritious. That's an n-word I can live with.
When I was five years old, I lost my two front teeths, and I put them under my pillow for the tooth fairy. And the next morning when I woke up, to my surprise, under my pillow, I found a joint.
I think car horns should sound like gunshots 'cause the sound of a horn is not representin' my road rage properly. I've never been angry with someone and had the urge to toot a trumpet.
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