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I go up to the guy that I'm told to go to -- an old Chinese dude, Mr. Lee -- and I lay on the table, and he starts working on my back. And it's great. It's great. Yay! And then he starts working on my legs. And he's working up my legs -- and he's...
I was at my first Hollywood party, trying to fit in, trying not to sweat. And this woman who I just met comes up to me and says, 'Hey, Jackie, there's cake. Of course you'll want a piece of cake.' Wow, no thank you. Cake is not my downfall. I am...
I moved from Minnesota to Los Angeles, and it was very scary to move to Los Angeles 'cause I thought that everyone would be mean. I thought there might actually be some shouting on the streets: 'Hey, we're trying to shoot "Charmed." Get the hell out of the way.'
Somebody stole the tape deck out of my hunk of junk car. Somebody broke the passenger side window and stole the tape deck out of my vehicle. Here's what I'd like to say to the Crips and/or Bloods who dared to dream. They broke the passenger side...
I have a theory that Osama bin Laden is hiding in North Platte, Nebraska, and that we should bomb it just in case. If I am wrong, what have we lost?
I love my parents. They are very, very funny people. I come by this very honestly. They're not nice people; they're funny. They make up for it with the funny. Granted, I was a mouthy child, I will give them that, but my mother, when she'd have...
I went to all the houses in the neighborhood, Dad, except for the houses that said, "No soliciting" 'cause the coach said you're not supposed to go there 'cause those people don't want you.' He freaked -- 'You didn't go to the no solicitors?...
My father sells aluminum siding, and the triumph of my father's aluminum siding career is that there is a brick house in South Milwaukee, Wisconsin, that has aluminum siding on it. A house made out of brick -- how did he make that sell? You don't...
He's got all kinds of advice about show biz. He says, 'It's just like sales. You gotta make your opportunities. You gotta take your opportunities. You remember what Jesus said? You give a man a fish, that man knows where to come for fish. You teach a man to fish, and you just destroyed your market base.'
There's a guy I went to college with who legally changed his name to his Dungeons & Dragons' dude master name... He went down to the county courthouse and legally changed his name to Quest Akita. Quest Akita -- what Chad doesn't realize is if you...
It's true that there are plenty of video games tiny children should not play. I am a grown up lady, and I need to shoot sh*t.
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