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My day was terrible. I spent six hours on the phone with IKEA technical support. It was six hours of this: 'Um, can I speak to someone who isn't Swedish? Yes, I was assembling the Klorn entertainment center, and I've become trapped inside.'
I'm trying to scare up a piece of ass as my Dad would say. Piece of ass is always a strange thing to hear guys call a woman. Piece of ass? Piece of ass sounds like something an FBI agent finds in a field.
Do you guys know what Botox is? Women are injecting botulism into their face to paralyze the muscles that cause facial expressions that give them wrinkles. WHAT?!
I went and saw 'The Vagina Monologues.' That is the worst ventriloquism I have ever seen in my life. You could see their lips moving; it was terrible.
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