I was having sex with my girlfriend, doggy-style, and the cat and the dog were watching... I could've sworn I heard my dog say to my cat, 'Pft, look at him. He ain't even doing it right.'
I was watching one of these old reruns of 'Gilligan's Island.' Seven white people stranded on an island for seven years, and ain't nobody doing the nasty -- for seven years. You put seven black people on an island for seven years -- in three years, you'll have a new nation.