Very frustrated, George says, "I'm trying to do this...
Bush asks the boys how he can repay them. The first...
The nation.
He approached the man and asked reverently, "Aren't...
"Many say the only reason you were elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father."
"That notion is ridiculous!" mocked George Jr. "It doesn't...
"Thanks to Bill Clinton," replied George. "Bush never left the office."
The little boy said, "Republicans."...
Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise.
And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked,...
A: Because we're being ruled by a Bush, a Dick, and a Colin.
A little thing called cannibalism.
The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George Bush is the President."
After this...
Bush says, "I'll have a quickie."
The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish...
Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He...
...George W. Bush
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
...Governor George W. Bush
"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
...
Bill Clinton responded by saying, " I never broke the dress code. I just didn't wear pants at all."
He wants America's children to be better off than he is.
9) My fellow Americans, I have to admit to something. I accidentally pushed the wrong button on my trip...
Colin Powell says "Oh, No! Did you cut him down?"
"Cut him down?" asks George W. "How could I cut him down? He wasn`t dead yet!"
Then Bush asked the child what he thought the President should accomplish and the child replied, "Protect the...
