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No, Freddy, we're all just people.' Really? I hope you get mugged. Then we'll see how sensitive you are. 'Who mugged you?' 'Oh, it was a person.' 'What'd he look like?' 'Just people, really.'
Just remember where you came from: my balls.
What language was the Bible written in?' It was written in good, old American, son. You don't believe me? Go over to the Motel 8 and open a drawer.
You could cut my arm off at my grandma's house, it'd be, 'Don't worry, just rub some butter on it.'
My dad used to just step on the roaches, and then he would just leave them there. We're like, 'Dad, you want to pick it up? We're in the kitchen.' 'No, leave it, so the others know what's waiting for them.'
My parents were young. They were like 15 or 16 when they had me. I was in kindergarten; they were still in high school. I remember it like it was yesterday. I used to see them in the hallway.
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