I just got back from Sweden, where I noticed a lot of girls are shaving their heads like Sinead O'Connor, which I encouraged. I encourage all natural blondes to shave their heads.
His favorite sport is the Indianapolis 500, five hours of men going around in a circle. I think it'd be a more interesting race if they just broke off and drove in different directions.
Cosmo was my Bible. This is the advice they gave: they said women should put on wet underwear under their clothes because this will make your dress cling like skin. I tried that. I walked into a party with wetness seeping from my clothes. You...