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I was thinking about the word 'genitalia' the other day. But, I thought, if we didn't know what that word meant, that would be such a pretty name for a girl.
I've lived in New York for a long time, same apartment, and there are a lot of robberies in that building. And I felt so bad for my neighbor because her dog and VCR got stolen -- nothing else, just the dog and the VCR. I wonder what the burglar...
My new favorite holiday is Easter because I celebrated a little differently this year. I had an egg hunt -- in my womb. It was great. A lot of people came.
I had sex with a Japanese man once. It was great. He made me origami three times.
I don't have casual sex, but I picture casual sex -- like, me with khakis draped around my ankles on a Friday afternoon at the office. Long live casual day!
I went into the store the other day -- and have you ever seen those thong panty liners? I saw those. I thought, that is so genius. Like, why didn't someone think of that a long time ago? 'Cause I know when it's that time of the month for me, and I...
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