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I stop at a Burger King. I wasn't hungry; I just go in to harass the employees. I go and I address them by their first name. This confuses the hell out of them because they have forgotten they're wearing a name tag.
People always ask me that really romantic question: 'Do you remember the precise moment you proposed to your wife?' 'Oh yeah, right after I got the test results.'
I've been a dad for awhile. I've noticed that certain things don't change about a child, no matter what stage of development they're in. When they're really small, just learning how to walk, you always have to tell them the same thing over and...
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