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Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief shows them the first mug shot.
"That's not him," the first blonde states. "This man only has one eye."
The chief is stunned. "He...
"That's not him," the first blonde states. "This man only has one eye."
The chief is stunned. "He...
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each...
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There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that one of them had to get off.
They argued and argued and finally the brunette said ''I'll go.''
The brunette made a touching speech and all the blondes clapped.
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Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle
A: Sits around a candle
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it
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A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes.
She replied, ''I think they are good but they might be offensive to some mexicans."
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What's brown and black and blue all over?
A brunette telling too many blonde jokes!
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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day...
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?
A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for.
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
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How do you know when a blonde has lost her virginity?
Her crayons are wet.
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Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
So they have some place to put their feet.
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What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
Nothing. They've never met.
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A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"
The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!"
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