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Q: Why is Monica Lewinsky voting Republican in the next election?
A: Because the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
A: Because the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Q: Did you hear that former President Clinton is buying a house in North Carolina?
A: He can't decide which city to live in: Blowing Rock or Morehead City.
A: He can't decide which city to live in: Blowing Rock or Morehead City.
Hillary Clinton goes in for her annual gynecological exam. The doctor tells her she's pregnant. Hillary storms out of the office and calls Bill.
"You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?"
After a moment of stunned silence, Bill says, "Who is this?"
"You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?"
After a moment of stunned silence, Bill says, "Who is this?"
Dear Mr. Starr:
The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA.
Apologies,
The FBI
The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA.
Apologies,
The FBI
Perplexed White House staffers see Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Office with a pair of woman's panties pinned to his sleeve.
As the day wears on, several VIPs go in and out of the Oval Office, each one leaving with a puzzled...
As the day wears on, several VIPs go in and out of the Oval Office, each one leaving with a puzzled...
Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 a.m.?
A: To make sure she's the First Lady.
A: To make sure she's the First Lady.
When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, "Not again."
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.
A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.
Monica Lewinsky and her new boyfriend make love. After they finish, the new boyfriend asks, "Was I as good as Bill?"
"Close, but no cigar."
"Close, but no cigar."
Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's Day?
A: All pants half off.
A: All pants half off.
Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of America?
A: To get some dick in the White House, most Americans just had to vote.
A: To get some dick in the White House, most Americans just had to vote.
Q: What's the difference between Watergate and Sexgate?
A: This time we know who Deep Throat is.
A: This time we know who Deep Throat is.
Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Bill Clinton stew?
A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.
A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.
Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win?
A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
Bill and Hillary are fast asleep in the First Bedroom, when Hillary wakes and starts shaking Bill.
Bill groggily opens his eyes and says, "Honey, it's 3am. What do you want?"
"I have to go use the bathroom," Hillary replies.
Bill...
To be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from the "The Sound of Music"
Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,
Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces,
Lots of nice cleavage that makes Willie...
Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,
Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces,
Lots of nice cleavage that makes Willie...
