Little Johnny stopped the train and said, ''All you damn assholes who want to get off, get the hell off. All those who want to get on, get the hell...
A toilet waits on one asshole at a time.
So his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for. Clem went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Clem said "Yup, he's...
The cannibals told the three men to go in the rainforest and find ten of...
A: She leaves him at home with the kids.
When asked what his great invention was, he pulled out an apple. The group looked at it and started laughing. The inventor said,...
When your balls are slapping off the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely!
You have an eye that can't see, a head without a brain, and you're nuts, your neighbor's an asshole, and your best friend is a pussy.
A: Because she rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.
A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
The next day, she enters it into a contest and it comes in third.
The headlines read, ''Nun's Ass...
A chinrest!
Hump her butt then wipe your wiener on her curtains!
When you're driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you!
Then she said, ''But don't push the W.W. button, or the P.B. button, and DO NOT push the...
