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Hugs are great, but -- better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.
Jokes Tagged: drugs (179)Artie Lange (6) 
I was bad at doing drugs. I didn't do drugs properly. For instance, I'm the only guy who ever got really fat on cocaine.
health
weight/obesity
My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said -- until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better...
parenting
growing up
To be more like Babe Ruth, before the play-offs last year, A-Rod went to a hospital and promised a dying kid that he would ground out to second for him.
kids
sports
Jokes Tagged: kids (630)sports (623)Artie Lange (6) 
I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.
pop culture
money
work/office
I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.
health
sports
food
weight/obesity