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Of course he had a bad attitude -- 25 years old, $60 million. When I got my student loan, I was a d**khead for three weeks.
When clones are outlawed, only outlaws will have clones.
I'll take anybody's day off to party. I'm serious -- I'll take David Duke Day off.
They blame everything on El Nino. When I can't get it up, I go, 'Baby, it's El Nino. It ain't me, baby. I'm a man -- it's El Nino, see? -- it's a warm front in the ocean, that's why this ain't working.'
She said something really brilliant -- she said it takes the Village People to raise a child. You know, that's deep, ain't that? 'Cause I'm educating myself, you know. You got to check yourself before you wreck yourself. She said it takes a...
These pro-lifers say, 'Life starts in the male scrotum after two Budweisers.' If that's the case, then I killed more people in my room last night than Stalin in his whole career.
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