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My dad was a bigot. He was prejudiced to the core -- and the one race he truly hated the most were the humans.
Everybody knew my father. He would come home; hoodlums are standing around. 'Hey, Mr. Morris, how was work today?' 'You motherf**kers wouldn't know, would you?'
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Being pulled over is no joke. It's scary, but you know what's even worse? Being a passenger in your friend's car when they get pulled over. That's when you start finding out the things about your best friend you never knew existed. 'Damn! Damn!...
You ever hear people saying things like that? 'He died, but he died doing something he loved.' Like that's the best time to die, when you're doing something you love? No, you want to die when you're doing something you hate. I mean, if you're going to take me, take me in the middle of an audit.
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