White people can't tell the difference between hard, honest working black people and criminal black people, because we all basically dress the same. We all basically wear jeans, boots, sometimes an occasional baseball hat -- y'all can't tell. But...
All black men are superheroes: we are all faster than speeding bullets; we can all jump tall buildings. We just haven't mastered flying yet, white people. That's why, whenever you drive through the ghetto, you always see sneakers caught up in the telephone poles.