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Took four years worth of Spanish. I took $10,000 worth of Spanish. Today I remember two $5000 sentences.
money
college
education
I think it is a patently ridiculous announcement that 'your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device.' Folks, if we're crashing, my seat cushion's gonna be used as a toilet.
gross-out
potty humor
flying
I spent $40,000 on my education. I own $40,000 worth of information. It's all contained in this small area right here. I've been out of college 17 years, and in 17 years, no one has asked me for any of this information. I could have stayed stupid and bought a Lamborghini.
money
college
education