Most Popular Tags Today
1-5 of 5 Results
I have a friend that's a nurse, and she said sometimes women will put on a full face of makeup before they go under for an operation. This doesn't seem right to me. My mother told me only two things to remember when I was growing up. She said,...
I'm kind of weird about my glasses because my mother told me I looked bookish. We're from the South, and apparently, if you're a woman, you shouldn't look like you can read.
Jokes Tagged:
men/women (1718),
parenting (335),
blue collar (282),
growing up (259),
Susan Norfleet (5)
As a single person, I think I can admit, sometimes, pickings can be pretty slim. But really, how much beer would you have to drink before you date out of your own species? Call me old fashioned, but I cling to the belief that 'human' is an important dating criteria.
I stopped buying makeup when I wandered into a department store recently and noticed that the makeup sales ladies are starting to dress like research scientists. They're back there with slide rules and computerized skin charts. And you know they...
Jokes Tagged:
insults (1620),
work/office (325),
shopping (135),
education (98),
science (21),
Susan Norfleet (5)
This may save you some pain and some time. If you ever go out with someone who says this to you, 'I don't know why I'm not in a relationship; I have so much love to give,' you should just know that what this really means is, 'I am the black hole of emotional need and will suck the life out of you.'
« Prev 1 Next »
