You know his fantasy is to play his last NBA game butt-ass naked? Yeah. And you know something? I don't want to go to that game. But I bet he'll probably break the rebound record that night.
I got the perfect body for an eighth grader. Yeah, if this were junior high, I'd be the man, y'all. Damn near be the bully, alright? Be that crazy dude over by the monkey bars: 'Man, Sully's crazy -- he drank three chocolate milks today.'