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As far as I can tell, that is the only real advantage to being me -- that I never have to see me, ever, 'cause my eyes are up on my head. If they were on my leg, I could go, 'Oh, he's goofy looking,' but I thankfully cannot do that.
I saw this funny sign on the bathroom door that said, 'Bathroom out of order due to renovations. Please use floor below.' They didn't even put down paper or anything.
I was recently involved in kind of a serious driving accident, which you may have suspected. It was not completely my fault because the other guy involved was really drunk. But he was at a slight disadvantage because he didn't have his car with him at the time.
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