Our relations with Cuba suck right now. Why? Because of that kid. Look, you know what? I'm sorry this all happened, but I am so tired of hearing about this kid. I don't wanna see his face again unless it's on a carton of milk.
I'm gonna miss Clinton, I really am. I don't care that he had affairs. It doesn't bother me. He's not screwing my girlfriend. And even if he was, the economy's in great shape. I can't get another economy.
I'd love to have some sympathy for what happened to Michael Kennedy, but I can't because sometimes bad things happen to bad people. When you get away with having sex with your 14-year-old babysitter, maybe you should hide from God for a little...
No matter what the issue is, he has the pat African American answer. He's like the black See and Say, just pull the string: 'The cops were murderers.' 'O.J. was innocent.' 'I like "Moesha."'
I'm tired of hearing about how America's a bully. America is not a bully. Bullies beat you up and take your money, and that is not what America does. America gives you money -- and then we beat you up. We're the mob. We just kinda wait for the...
You know, I'm not saying what Clinton did is right or wrong; I'm just saying it's right. I don't care! Like Lewinsky: 'She was young enough to be his daughter.' He's from Arkansas -- just thank God it wasn't his daughter.