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When it comes to juicing, keep the skin on, baby! 'Cause that's where the good stuff is -- and that goes for everything from fruit to foreskins.
Canadians are sort of like light-skinned black people who pass in the deep South.
Don't tell me Mariah Carey is black, OK? I'm not buying it. I don't care how many rappers she f**ks. Believe me, I know. You cannot become black that way -- I tried.
The robots will probably adopt that song as their anthem, and they'll sing it to themselves as they take over the world, crushing humans under their silicone heels. And they will install Cher as their android goddess because, by then, she'll be mostly plastic and wire anyways.
I used to identify myself as gay until gay got embarrassing. I don't know when that happened, maybe when Tinky Winky was dragged out of the closet? Or it might have been when Chastity Bono was named the head of the movement?
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Americans hate France. You don't know French people. It's mostly based on a story you heard about a friend's friends who went to Paris, who had a waiter, who had B.O., who was very rude to them because they sent back their steak tartar because it was too rare.
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