I'm a voluptuous woman -- a big, beautiful woman -- I don't date no fat men. If you fat, please stay out of my face. What two fat people gonna do? Have a World Wrestling Federation match?
I don't like it when men call me, asking me stupid questions. A young man called me last week, talking about, 'What you got on?' I said, 'A big-ass t-shirt with ketchup and mustard stains.'
I used to get up and go to work; I just don't like supervisors. Supervisors are always asking you stupid questions: 'Why you always late for work?' I'm like, ''Cause it make the day go faster. The later I get here, the quicker this end.'