Do you ever go in the bathroom after someone has, shall we say, ruined the ozone? I was in one the other night. It was like Satan was in there before me: all the mirrors cracked, the wallpaper's peeling off the wall, the toilet paper roll's going...
They have a condom that glows in the dark. It glows in the dark. Think about that -- in the heat of passion, wouldn't that have a strobe effect in the room?