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Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?

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Why did Dennis Rodman get kicked out of the game?

Because his purse didn't match his shoes.

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They got too many rules on the job. I used to work at this restaurant called Cracker Barrel. I was a dishwasher in the restaurant, and I was a good dishwasher, but they had too many rules. The supervisor called me in the office one day, and he's...
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I would have not been a good civil rights movement person because that was too much walking at one time. They would have to come to the house and see me then.
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My mama had four kids and didn't none of us have the same daddy, and that's a little tricky right there. When you get a little older, you gotta ask your momma questions about your childhood. We were like, 'Mama didn't none of us have the same...
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People say, 'How do you stay married?' And I say, 'Well, just keep going home 'cause the day you don't go home, it's pretty much over.'
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Sometimes, me and my wife, we'll rent an adult video 'cause we grown. We have pretty much paid our dues. And don't act like it's just us 'cause it's a billion dollar industry, so I know it ain't just me renting tapes 'cause I ain't got that kind of money. Other people are participating in this.
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You know his fantasy is to play his last NBA game butt-ass naked? Yeah. And you know something? I don't want to go to that game. But I bet he'll probably break the rebound record that night.
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I'm not a good eight-hour worker because I don't think you should have to be around people that long that you don't know. That's not a good thing. You be like, 'I don't know these people. Why am I here this long? I don't think it takes eight hours to do nothing. We should not be around each other this long.'
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Jokes Tagged: work/office (325)RodMan (9) 
I used to ask her, 'Mama, where my daddy at?' Black moms, you know, they strong, so she'd be like, 'I'm your mama and your daddy.' Now you confused. You'd be like, you can't be both of them. So I'd go to her and ask her from money. I'd be like,...
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People ask me all the time, 'Where do you think Michael Jackson went wrong?' I'm like, 'Being born was half of it.'
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Single mamas hold on too long. My mama used to still try to come in the bathroom and take us a bath, and we was 14. We was like, 'Whoa, Mama. I don't think you should be in here no more. I think I'm going to have to press charges about this.'...
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