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A lifelong dream of mine is to go into an Amish neighborhood and just go up to an Amish child and show him 'Star Wars.' Like, 'This is happening!' And just run away.
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I live in Bushwick. I'd say East Williamsburg, but I'm not listing it on Craigslist just yet.
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What do you think the employee discount is at the Dollar Store? Do you think it's 'just take it'?
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There are so many people in this city, so much happening, that it's impossible to tell if your apartment is haunted. Think about that, that's true. 'Cause you can hear anything, at any hour -- there's always something to blame it on.
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