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She proposed to me. How weird is that? It wasn't thoughtful. It wasn't romantic. She just came in and said it: 'Listen, uh -- I'm pregnant.'
I have this picture of my daughter on my phone -- in the bathtub when she was, like, a year old. I showed this girl -- I'm on line at the store -- I'm like, 'Eh, pretty cute?' The girl just looks at me, goes, 'Aw, is that your daughter?' 'No, no,...
I saw a lady a few weeks ago at my gym... She was on the stationary bike, wearing a helmet. I was like, I have to do something here to mess with her; there's gotta be something I can do. I started looking around. I went to the pool, and I grabbed...
You really wanna know what you look like to other people? Here's how I found out. Don't look at a picture of yourself or in the mirror. You really wanna know, have a child draw you.
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