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When you're really in love, you feel like you're the only two people in the world. When you first start dating, and you're like, 'This person's incredible,' and you stop calling your friends -- that's the best feeling in the world. And I've been...
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You ever notice when you shoot someone with a gun, they do two things that are really annoying? It's true. They tell you that you shot them, over and over again -- I hate that -- and then they tell you where you shot them, over and over again....
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Usually when people think you're gay, it's because the way you dress or talk or the way you're really into house music. And I don't do any of those things. For me, it's like I put one Ben Affleck poster in my bedroom, and everyone starts talking.
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